Monthly Archive for November, 2008

Shameless Affiliate Promotion

While you all are doing your Christmas, Hannukah, Kwanzaa or December birthdays shopping, please remember that by clicking through to Babeland or Vibe Review from my blog you help me out by a commission. So please, give me an xmas gift this year and buy something via my links. Thank you very much.

May I make a few suggestions of good toys to pick up? Well so far MasterDoc enjoys the pandora vibrating butt plug I bought from Vibe Review for his birthday.

From Babeland is the archer wand, a glass g-spot dildo that I absolutely love. Also, Babeland carries Lelo’s Nea, a rechargable (no batteries!) clitoral vibe which competes very nicely with my favorite bullet vibe for favorite clitoral toy. (And it’s so compact! No wires!)

And for a suggestion for which I receive no kickbacks whatsoever, I reveal the brand of the bullet vibe I rave so much about: California Exotic Novelties multi-speed bullet.

I hope everyone has a wonderful holiday season filled with all your favorite toys! Why should kids be the only ones who get toys for the holidays?

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HNT – HTG

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Happy Half-Nekkid Thursday! And Happy Thanksgiving to my readers in the US!

I’m thankful for so much. I’m thankful that I’m healthy, employed full time, have a loving family (abeit a dysfunctional one), have MasterDoc in my life, have Davey in my life, have good friends, have a place to live, and so on.

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Nadia Interviews FetLife’s John Baku

(Note: This has been pulled for the time being. Will be back up soon.)

I recently had the opportunity to interview John Baku, the creator of FetLife. I’ve posted the interview over at Best Sex Bloggers.com.

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Pleasurists # 5

Here’s the latest – my combined three product review from a few days back is here.

Adult product reviews from the last seven days from all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #4? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #6? Submit it here before Sunday November 30th at 11:59pm PST. Please re-post this list on your own blogs if listed.

Want to win some free swag? All you’ve got to do is enter.

Win a free Level 2 Membership to CrashPadSeries.com! Deadline is Friday November 28th at midnight PST; winner announced the following day (Saturday November 29th)

Enter my Contest! Win Porn from Kink.Com! Deadline December 6th.

On to the reviews…

Editor’s Pick

HNT and Mr. Man by Essin’ Em

“She let me suck her cock, I let her suck mine (Femmes can have cocks too, damn it!). [...] Holy crap – it felt so good…very intense, very amazing. It was like more traditional oral sex on a female bodied person (cunnilingus like), but while watching her mouth slide up and down on my cock. Hot. Mind fuck. God damn hot mind fuck.”

Note: I admit to being a bit biased on this one, because I really really really want a Mr. Man!

Madame Editrix

Scarlet Lotus Sexgeek

Vibrators

Fukuoku 9000 and Naughti Nano by Nadia West

Fukuoku 9000 by Ansley Agnello

Hitachi Fun by sexie sadie

Tools of the Trade: SaSi by Jamye Waxman

Lost on a Desert Island with Gigi by Domina Doll on Viviane’s Sex Carnival

Waterproof Lustre- Diamond by Beautiful Dreamer

The Hitachi Magic Wand by Elizabeth

The Jester from Vixen Creations by That Toy Chick

The Hitachi Magic Wand by Ang

Silver Bullet by Writing Dirty

The We-Vibe by Ellie Lumpesse

Evolved Fusion Gemini by Coy Pink

Pleasure Tops by Ellie Lumpesse

LELO Gigi by Dangerous Lilly

Slimline G Twin by Domina Doll

Dildos

Curve by Essin’ Em

BDSM/Fetish

Under the Bed Restraints by Ansley Agnello

Slinging It by Bad Bad Girl

TLC Japanese Silk Love Rope by Dangerous Lilly

Under the Bed Restraints by Adriana

Lube/Massage Oil

Sliquid Sassy Lube by Nadia West

The Lube Project – Part 1 by Thursday’s Child

Aneros Lube Applicator by Sexorcism

Boy Butter by Scarlet Lotus Sexgeek

Climax Bursts Anal Lube by Writing Dirty

Erotic Books

Nerve: The First Ten Years by J.D. Bauchery

Porn

Pay Per View VOD at GoodVibes by Domina Doll

Good Dyke Porn by Essin’ Em

Lesbian Life – Real Sex San Francisco by Domina Doll on Viviane’s Sex Carnival

Good Dyke Porn by Scarlet Lotus Sexgeek

In Search of the Wild Kingdom by Domina Doll

a box of kleenix, a video, and thou by Sabina TGurl

Sex Toy Storage

FYN XL Toy Box by Ansley Agnello

FYN Foot Long Case by Lolita Wolf

FYN Sex Toy Case by J.D. Bauchery

Miscellaneous

Strawberries and Champagne by Ansley Agnello

Luna Beads by Beautiful Dreamer

Exotic Fruit by Ansley Agnello

Jaguar Harness by Beautiful Dreamer

Liberator Fascinator Throe by Sexorcism

SexToy.Com by Writing Dirty

Getting a closer look at Jaguar by Kyle of Butchtastic

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Rough Beating

We were supposed to go out to a gang bang with S. last night. I was looking forward to the possibility of MasterDoc lining up a few men to fuck me. It was a marked difference in my mood from the night before. Alas, we realized too late that we didn’t have the location of the party. Doh! S. came over for dinner but went home afterward. I was worried it would be a really quiet night in. MasterDoc was watching a basketball game, but I was horny. So when I got my hands on his laptop I quickly pulled up some porn. Oh yes, I was trying to put ideas in his head.

I went for the bdsm flicks, searching for submissive porn on tnaflix.com. As I watched, he started looking over my shoulder, watching along with me. Soon it was clear that he was turned on and my hopefulness at getting some grew.  We take the laptop, with the porn running, into the bedroom. The porn is rough and I’m enjoying it. He has me play with myself with the magic wand. I stare transfixed at the computer screen. He asks me if I’m ready to come, and as usual when he does that my hopes go up and I get right to the edge of orgasm. He has me trained so well. But no, he just teases me with the idea of it and doesn’t give me permission. I’m moaning, aching to come, but no luck.

He has me get on hands and knees so he can fuck me. He fucks me for a while, keeping me right on the edge of orgasm. It seems like he fucks me forever because I’m desperate to come and he keeps denying me permission to come. Over and over he has me begging, swooning, dying for more. He has me play with the magic wand on my clit while he fucks me, and this just keeps me so close to the edge. He starts to spank my ass a little. Finally, I hear that one word I’ve been dying to hear – “Come.” I turn into a panting mess in just a second. I feel like I just want to come forever and ever. I don’t want to stop.

He tells me that that’s enough and we lay down on the bed next to each other. He has me suck his cock for a while and I gobble it up, trying my hardest to get it down my throat without gagging. I practice riding through the feeling of my gag reflex switching on. I struggle to keep the heaving at bay. I think I did better at it than I usually do, but I still need lots of work.

He then decides that I need a good spanking since I won’t be seeing him for a while (over a week *sigh*). He has me get the leather slapper and the large wooden ping-pong paddle. Yikes. Two rough toys. I know I’m in store for quite a beating.

He spanks me really hard; I mean really hard. Hard with his hands, hard with the paddle, hard with the strap. Sometimes the pain is so much I can’t catch my breath but then other times it slides into feeling good or feeling like he’s not touching me at all. It was the strangest sensation when the blows would cease to hurt. I think I hit an endorphin rush quite quickly. I was sure I’d have bruises the next day, but no luck. He has me play with the magic wand on myself while spanking me. I’m on the edge of coming, so desperate. He keeps withholding permission – he really held back with permission last night and it was driving me crazy. Finally, while he’s hitting me, he tells me to come. I come, shuddering and I fall forward, he keeps hitting me. By this time the magic wand has fallen out of my hands onto the bed. I keep coming, this time from the pain of his spanking me. I come over and over again. I finish one orgasm and start another due purely to the feel of his hands striking my ass. He runs his hands over my body, up to my hair to grab it for a second, around me to touch the sensitive area where hip meets thigh. He knows that everything he’s doing will just prolong the ecstasy. Again, I feel like I could come forever. I want more, more more. I can’t believe how hard I’m coming and how long I’m coming for. It’s amazing to me how he can strike me, or just run his hands along my body and make me come.

After, my butt is so red he gets our friend Liz from the next room to take a look and she takes a photo with her iPhone. (He has a very peculiar household.) My butt is still sore today, but there are no bruises. I just seem to mysteriously not bruise these days. MasterDoc says he will just have to hit me harder. Yikes. He was hitting me pretty damn hard last night!

His birthday is coming up this week, and I got him a toy for his birthday. (What does one perv get another perv for their birthday? A sex toy!) I know he enjoys anal stimulation and the just night before I was telling him how hot that is – that he’s a straight man who fully enjoys anal play. So many straight guys are uptight about you playing with their ass, but with MasterDoc as my Dom I’ve had many lessons about pleasing him by playing with his ass.  So the pandora is designed to stimulate his prostate and it vibrates too! I have a hard time getting it in properly so he takes a while to show me what I’m doing wrong. I like the feeling of being taught how to please him, by this time I’ve learned a lot and I wonder if I’d be any good at pleasing another guy now since I’ve been so focused on MasterDoc’s little nuances. So I hold the pandora in and angle it so the curved end is hitting his prostate (or heading in the direction of his prostate anyway, I think). He jerks off, watching porn while I play with his ass. Eventually he comes really hard and it’s wonderful to watch. As he comes, he tells me to come if I can and my god I actually do! I actually came when he hadn’t touched me in quite some time. His voice just does me in. I really wonder if anyone else in the world could make me feel the way he does.

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MidWest Teen Sex Show – Fetishes

I saw this over at Kaya’s blog and thought it too funny not to share. Especially the working at Wal-Mart bit.

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Night and Day

I write here often about having really hot sex with MasterDoc. After all, people want to read about really hot sex. But I think it might help things be in perspective if I finally sat down and told you about sex we had last weekend. I wasn’t feeling especially horny and MasterDoc wasn’t in the mood to give foreplay. So I went into it not feeling worked up or aroused. He had me lube myself up and play with myself, but still I wasn’t feeling all that hot. He asked if I was ready to be fucked, and since I was adequately lubed I said yes. He fucked me, and it felt good but it didn’t get me close to orgasm. After he did that, he lay beside me, stroking his cock while he told me to play with myself. I got aroused but it was still at a low level. He told me to get to the point where I can come, and I was kinda sorta there (but not quite). So when he came, squirting on my hip, and gave me permission to come, I didn’t. Pfft. So yes, MasterDoc and I are quite capable of having so-so sex.

But thankfully that’s not the norm.

I spent Friday at MasterDoc’s and he worked on finding a couple to play with for the night. It seemed like we had a couple lined up when they canceled. I was glad because I was feeling like I wanted to be alone with him. You know how sometimes you just want alone time with someone? I also felt a little triggered, and I didn’t feel okay about the idea of having sex with a complete stranger, which is funny because all too often I think that’s really hot. But I think what triggered me was the mention of us splitting up into separate rooms. It triggered a fear in me related to having been assaulted and raped and I flipped out at one point – this was even after the couple had canceled. I feared what could happen if I was alone with some guy I know nothing about, after all I’ve had experiences when men didn’t stop when I told them to. I spent a little time crying, spent some time cuddling with MasterDoc. I hate that this comes up for me sometimes, but I can’t really know when it’s going to happen.

Thankfully the evening got better. I got the evening alone with MasterDoc like I was hoping for, and we fucked for a while. I got very, very close to orgasm, but he didn’t let me come while he was fucking me. We lay next to each other after, me a little bit further down on the bed so he could watch porn on the laptop. He had me get the Nea and play with myself. I was horny but as he was watching the porn I wasn’t as engaged in it as I would have been if he had been interacting with me. I told him this and he says, “You don’t think I know that?” He starts talking dirty to me, asking me if I’m ready to come. The sound of his voice gets me hot and soon I’m at the point where I could come. At this point I was laying down near his cock as I had sucked it for a while. He keeps talking to me, making me feel like a dirty girl, and I respond by breathing more quickly and yearning for orgasm. He keeps stroking his cock and as he gets to the point of coming, he tells me to come. This time I come as soon as he gives me permission and I even squirt on the bed as I do so. He comes all over my shoulder and we orgasm simultaneously. Things were back to normal.

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Sadistic Streak

I’ve been feeling a bit blase about blogging and twittering this week. I have this persistent feeling of being an outsider in the blogger community, and it’s probably just my own insecurity talking. At any rate, I did experience something amusing today and I thought I’d share.

I was feeling my oats so to speak today. MasterDoc left me in the car, double parked, as he went to pick up his repaired laptop. A spot opened up, so I decided to take it rather than staying double parked. Well, as is common in squeezing into small parallel parking spots in NYC I lightly bumped the bumper of the car in front of me. All would have been fine but the guy whose car it was was inside the computer repair shop. He comes out, furious and starts berating me for hitting his 2009 car. I first go the concilliatory route and say, “I’m sorry. I am sorry,” in response to his bitching. But then my spirited side got in the mix and I said to him, “It’s the city, what do you expect?” Fact is, there was no mark on his car and if he hadn’t been right there he would have had no idea I bumped him. I get really annoyed with people who make their cars this huge priority. It’s a fucking car. You use it to get from place to place. A tiny scratch on your bumper is so fucking inevitable in New York City. Get over it.

So I’m in this spirited mood as MasterDoc and I go on to lunch. We’re passing the restaurant, looking for parking. Yes, parking in New York City. As you can imagine spaces are at a premium. One opens up just in front of us down the road and we go to take it, when a limousine driver cuts in front of us from the other side of the street and makes a u-turn to get the spot. MasterDoc is not having any of this, and as the guy goes to back into the spot he pulls in head first. So we end up in this stand off with the limo driver where neither of us quite in the spot and neither of us is willing to budge.

I settle in for the wait and say, “Oh well guess we’re sitting here for a bit.” Heh. MasterDoc says that’s something he likes about me – I get into the spirit of the thing. The limo driver had so obviously been a dick that a guy comes along walking down the street and he tells him off as he walks by. *chuckle* MasterDoc returns a call as we sit and I feel great delight in being more stubborn than the limo driver. Eventually, the limo driver gives up, makes a rude gesture to us as he pulls away and we chuckle and park the car.

As we walk to the restaurant the limo driver passes by saying, “Bastard!” And I just think this is the funniest thing in the world and burst out laughing at him, loudly. At that point MasterDoc comments on how I seem to have a sadistic side, and after some thought I have to agree. When someone’s being a total dick I take great pleasure in making them suffer. I thought the limo driver’s anger was hysterical. I would have taken great pleasure in flogging him or trampling his nuts or something. I’m so often the submissive/bottom/masochist I forget that occasionally, just occasionally, I take delight in the suffering of others. I don’t think this little tidbit will turn me into a switch, but just know that even though I’m submissive, I’m not a doormat and I can be bitchy when the occasion calls for it.

This reminds me of something I was saying to MasterDoc recently. He asked me what I was thinking one time when I looked lost in thought. I said that I was contemplating if I was switch, I could find a submissive man to do my chores around MasterDoc’s for me. I could sub-contract them out. He thought that was pretty funny and I have to say some days I wonder if it’s a viable option. I’m hardly a Domme, so I don’t know I’d have much to offer a sub man, but perhaps there’s one out there who takes joy in serving and would like being treated like a beloved pet. A girl can dream.

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Half-Nekkid Thursday

I know I’m extremely sporadic with HNTs but I thought I’d share this photo taken last week at MasterDoc’s when we needed something to send to a potential ladyfriend. And yes, they are all natural 38DDs.

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Pleasurists #4

I’m late posting this on my blog, but I wanted to include it here as I’ll be sending along my reviews as well. It’s kinda like sugasm for toy reviews.

Pleasurists #4

November 17th, 2008

Adult product reviews from the last seven days from all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #4? Read it all here. Do you Have a review for Pleasurists #5? Submit it here before Sunday November 23rd at 11:59pm PST. Please re-post this list on your own blogs if listed.

Want to win some free swag? All you’ve got to do is enter.

Betty’s Blog-A-Versary Swag Contest deadline November 19th.

Swag Contest: Crave Ankle and Wrist Restraints deadline November 21st 11:59pm MST.

Why I Heart Yes Contest! deadline November 24th at 12 midnight AST.

Bondage Photo Contest deadline November 25th.

On to the reviews…

Editor’s Pick

Tantus Ripple (small) by Epiphora

“The sensation was what I predicted—it certainly felt like bulbs popping in and out—but it was super pleasurable, much more so than the sensation of leaving a butt plug in my ass. This, I thought, is what they mean when they say anal play feels amazing.”

Madame Editrix

Scarlet Lotus Sexgeek

Vibrators

Cadillac of Vibrators by Ansley Agnello

Sweet G by Ansley Agnello

Rabbit Pearl Vibrator Review by Shasta

A Wand in Hand is Worth… by Natt Nightly

Mia: by Lelo by Scarlet Lotus Sexgeek

Buzz Bunny by Adriana

Oh! Magnificent Vibrating Glove by Domina Doll

If You Desire a Petite Rabbit by Beautiful Dreamer

Briana Wicked Curves by Beautiful Dreamer

Babeland Slimline Vibrator by Radical Vixen

Fun Factory Paul and Paulina by Ellie Lumpesse

Vibropod by Ellie Lumpesse

Hitachi Magic Wand by Epiphora

Dildos

Wild Angel Harness and Dildo by J.D. Bauchery

The Champ by David

Cyberglass Felicity by Ellie Lumpesse

Toys for Boys

Great toy to use on a cock by Lolita Wolf

A Real Man’s Cock Ring by Beautiful Dreamer

A Sex Toy Named Bob by Em & Lo

Lube/Massage Oil

Kama Sutra Massage Therapy Kit by Essin’ Em

Wet Body Glide Original Gel Lubricant by Shasta

Warming Lubes for A Cold Winter’s Night? by Domina Doll on Viviane’s Sex Carnival

Universal Lube by Catalina Loves

BDSM/Fetish

Leather Leash by Scarlet Lotus Sexgeek

Under the Bed Restraints by Betty Rocket

Erotic Books

Raunchy Review: Hydrophidian by Curvaceous Dee

Adult DVDs

Real Butch Lesbian Dykes by J.D. Bauchery

Porn 4 Pussies: Crash Pad Series, Volume 1 by Domina Doll

Femme Film Fridays-Superfreak by Domina Doll

Playgirl: Indulging in Lust by Beautiful Dreamer

Miscellaneous

For Your Nymphomation XL Adult Toybox by Ang

Silver Handcuff Nipple Rings by Betty Rocket

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