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Review: Don Wand Curved Purple Swirl

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The sex toys keep coming from sextoy.com. And this time I really lucked out. I got the Don Wand Curved Purple Swirl, a glass dildo. Over the past year or so I’ve started trying glass dildoes, and I do like them a lot. At first I worried that the glass would be too unyielding, but this turns out to be a GOOD property of the dildoes. Glass dildoes are non-porous and easy to keep clean (soap and water! alcohol wipe down for good measure). They’re friendly with both water-based and silicone-based lubricants. The glass is borosilcate glass which has been used in the medical and science fields for decades, plus its phthalate-free. And, a glass dildo should last you a lifetime! (Just take care not to knock it about and crack or scratch it.) This one comes with a cute, padded purple fabric pouch to store the dildo in and keep it safe from banging about in your toybag.

How does it feel? The glass can start off cool but quickly warms to your body. The smooth surface slides in easily and the “swirl” feels like little, stimulating bumps as it slides in and out, each bump stimulating the inside of your vagina. You will definitely feel this dildo going in and out. The mushroom head bumps against your g-spot. Slid in slowly, it’s a great tease. Thrust in fast and hard it gets me off in no time. (Just make sure not to thrust it in so far that it bangs the cervix – that doesn’t feel so good.) It’s also possible to warm or cool the glass for some sensation play (just be careful not to freeze it or heat it too much – safety first!) by putting it in water of the desired temperature.

This dildo will certainly be a feature in my toybag for many years to come!

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Pleasurists #26

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Pleasurists #26 marks six months of Pleasurists weekly round-ups!

Pleasurists is your round-up of the adult product reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #25? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #27? Submit it here before Sunday April 26th at 11:59pm PST. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.

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Madame Editrix

Scarlet Lotus St.Syr

On to the reviews…

Editor’s Pick

  • An Open Letter to my Fleshlight: Ice Butt Fleshlight by Jake Holden
  • Since I’ve got to know you so deeply I’ve come (literally) to see past (literally) your slightly gimmicky clear case, and I’ve seen the real you; the so open, so accepting, and so soft moulded gel insert whose embrace I could never grow tired of – especially when it’s been submerged in hot tap water and coated with my favourite lube.

    Editor’s Note: Though technically this review went up quite some time ago, but it was submitted with a note recognizing that and asking for it to be included anyway. I’m not super strict on the posting rules as long as people aren’t giving me twenty reviews from the last few months to put in the issue, but I digress. I thought The review was so well done and quite unique so I not only had to include it but I had to highlight it for you all to read as well!

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“Yes, Sir, I’m your whore”

Sometimes it’s hard to sit down and blog about the sex I’ve had. How many ways can I say I had terrific orgasms? I also feel a little like a braggart, considering MasterDoc and I work so well in bed together. We had great sex again last night, it was composed of the usual parts – my enthusiastically giving him a blow job, him keeping me on the edge of orgasm for what seemed like forever. It’s at the point now where I get turned on just being pressed up against him. I stroked his body all over, and he complimented me on how good I can make him feel with my hands. I’ve learned his favorite spots and I pay attention to what my hands feel and where it feels right to linger. I’m sure my touching him, while pressing my breasts against his back, while I start to breathe heavy in his ear is a turn on.

While I was horny last night I was also feeling a bit lazy. But like a good little submissive I got up and sucked his cock when he told me to. I love making it hard with my mouth. I love those rare occasions where he gasps from my sucking as far as I can get it into my mouth. I do my best to get all slobbery and wet, licking and sucking, burying his cock in my mouth. He told me to get myself wet, and surprisingly while I was really turned on I wasn’t wet yet. I used a little lube and put a condom on his cock. He had me get on top.

I fucked him and I think the secret to a good fuck when you’re on top is just feeling how wonderful the cock feels inside of you, frantically rubbing your clit against his body, thrusting up and down on the hard cock. At times I felt a little physically tired, but my horniness and desire to please kept me going. When I felt tired I’d focus on approaching orgasm and soon I’d lose track of how tired my legs felt from rocking back and forth on top of him. I moaned and panted, so so close to orgasm. He told me to pace myself, that he didn’t want me to beg to come too soon. It was hard to pace myself when it felt so good. At one point I gasped out how good his cock felt inside of me. While I’m desperate to come it does feel absolutely amazing while he’s fucking me. He asked me if I’m his whore and I responded, “Yes, Sir, I’m your whore.” He continued with calling me a whore and god did it turn me on even more. I fucked him for what seemed like forever, but finally he let me come, with the warning that I was to make sure his cock doesn’t get pushed out. So I had to orgasm, while controlling my vaginal muscles. It was a challenge but I managed to come hard yet not push his cock out. Eventually it got pushed out, but I lasted a while.

It takes me a little while to calm down after an orgasm like that. I take deep breaths and I hold him close to me. The sex was so good last night I thought at times that possibly he would come from it. That is highly unusual. Unfortunately he didn’t come but feeling like he might was another incentive to keep on going past my physical limits.

We rested a bit, some bdsm porn played in the background on the laptop. I lovingly curled up against him, enjoying the sounds of a beating coming from the computer. I actually started stroking my wet pussy without being prompted. I was so horny that I hoped we could fuck some more. He noticed me playing with myself and asked if I wanted to fuck again. “Yes, Sir!” He had me get on hands and knees and he fucked me hard – he told me again to pace myself but then he’d fuck me hard and deep making it virtually impossible to keep myself from the edge of orgasm. It was deliciously cruel the way he’d tell me to calm down and then he’d fuck me hard. He makes me into such a horny, desperate mess. He’d grab my hips and touch me in places he knew would keep me revved up. Again, he let me come as long as I didn’t push his cock out. And he kept fucking me hard and deep while I came. It’s so wonderful when he keeps fucking me while I come – I often wish my vaginal muscles weren’t so strong and didn’t have that “auto-eject” feature. Eventually he was pushed out, and he pushed me forward so I was laying on my stomach. I kept coming and he kept telling me what a good little whore I am. He knows where to grab me and touch me (and what to say to me!) to keep me going. I kept coming long after the vaginal stimulation had ended.

I already felt really lucky to fuck twice in one night, but I was definitely up for more fucking if he was. (For a 54-year-old guy he does a great job at keeping up with me!) He used my new toy on me (review to come) – a Don Wand Curved Purple Swirl glass dildo. Each bit of the swirl would bump against my vagina as it thrusted in and out. It felt really good. He had me use my bullet vibe on my clit and again he brought me to an amazing orgasm. I’m really getting curious to see myself on videotape because I go off into another world when I come. I make so many noises and I can imagine I make a lot of interesting faces. He fucked me again, this time while I was on my back. He slapped my face a few times, called me a whore again which just drove me wild. (Funny how if someone else called me a whore I might take exception to it, but I am his whore and I do what he wants, so it’s wonderful when he calls me that.) Again, we had amazing sex and he let me come after making me wait a while. God, I’m so spoiled and lucky. He makes me come and come over and over again. And I’m such a horny girl that I just keep wanting more and more. I can keep my fingers crossed that today might hold more pleasures in store.

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Review: Entice Lube

You can never have too much lube – at least I can’t anyway. Recently Babeland sent me some of their new Entice lube. Entice comes in an attractive glass, pump-style bottle. It would look nice on your night stand. The pump top doles out just a little (I think we’ve all been there when a lube bottle let too much out at once and you end up all lubey). It’s great to have control over how much lube comes out. The lube is silky and slippery, it doesn’t seem to get sticky and it seemed to last a good long while. I really like this Entice lube and would definitely get it again.

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Pleasurists # 25

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From www.lapetiteclaudine.com via art-or-porn

Pleasurists is your round-up of the adult product reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #24? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #26? Submit it here before Sunday April 26th at 11:59pm PST. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.

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Madame Editrix

Scarlet Lotus St.Syr

On to the reviews…

Editor’s Pick

  • Rainbow Bright Glass dildo by Thursday’s Child

    When I first pulled the Rainbow Bright glass dildo out its protective bubble wrap, I literally gasped because it was sooo pretty. The picture really doesn’t do it justice – the colors are much more vibrant, much more intense. The contrast between the smooth glass and the raised texture of the hearts was subtle, but pleasing – I could just imagine how it would feel inside of me.

    Editor’s note: Each week I try to pick posts which are not only well-written but also which are somehow unique or unusual and make me desire to own the toy being reviewed. I loved the callback to Rainbow Bright the cartoon character and with talking about a childhood memory in contrast with the gorgeous and very adult glass dildo. Not to mention I’m a sucker for hearts. Loved it!

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The Slut at a Party

MasterDoc took me a private play party this past Saturday. I had a wonderful time and hopefully I’ll manage to capture the best moments here in my blog.

When we arrived MasterDoc was immediately accosted by bratty sub Patty, who he’s played with before. I watched in horror as she twisted his nipples (something he HATES) and it was clear she was looking for punishment. MasterDoc wasn’t quite prepared to give it at that moment, however. I was supposed to play with Patty that night but with her brattiness in high gear MasterDoc decided no pussy for her (which ended up meaning no pussy for me). When she kissed him hello it was fun to watch the chemistry between them but that nipple twisting still boggles my mind. I’m not a bratty sub so I can’t imagine going out of my way to antagonize MasterDoc. If I want a beating I state that I’d like a beating… no bratty manoeuvres to get one. If I behave in a bratty manner I’m less likely to get a beating. (When I do get emotional and insufferable it’s never intentional and certainly not in seeking a beating.)

After some noshing and talking with people we ended up in the basement. MasterDoc had brought along the sybian (always a hit at parties!) and he set up the hostess on it. When her fiance arrived he handed the controls over to him and it was a joy to watch her come really hard over and over again. While orgasms always take your mind off your surroundings there’s something about a sybian orgasm that totally turns your brain to mush. After, MasterDoc asked if anyone else wanted a ride, when no one else volunteered he asked if I wanted one. It’s been weeks since I had a ride so I enthusiastically went for it. MasterDoc played with the controls and soon I was a blubbering, orgasming mess. My head fell forward into his lap (he sat in a chair in front of me) and my hair got all mussed up. I was asked by the hosts to keep the noise down at one point – I’m sure during an intense orgasm I could wake the dead. It’s hard to keep the noise down but burying my face in MasterDoc’s pant leg helped. He kept revving the sybian which would just turn me back to mush in an instant. Eventually, after I had come long and hard, he decided I had enough and I came back down to earth.

By this point there was some play going on, a lady was on the pool table being treated to a violet wand (something I’ve never experienced myself). We went upstairs and the hostess was lounging languidly on the bed as people played with her tits. MasterDoc started spanking her pussy and she just writhed and moaned under his hand. Another lady joined in when he took a break. She didn’t come from this but it was clear she enjoyed herself. In the meanwhile a guy we had met before asked if he could play with my tits (he asked MasterDoc, of course) and permission granted he pulled my breasts out of my bra and started sucking on my nipples. I closed my eyes and enjoyed the sensation. After a few moments, MasterDoc had me get on the other side of him, and the hostess reached out and started rubbing my clit. I stood there enjoying how it felt until the hostess was fucked by someone and she lost her sense of direction with her hand (understandably!).

MasterDoc had me suck his cock and I went at it with great passion. I love sucking his cock. Getting it from a soft state up into hardness is a fun process, and I sucked and licked until he was good and hard. I moaned and slurped, hoping that I was putting on a good show for all in the bedroom. MasterDoc decided to have me ride him and I got on top of his now quite hard cock.  I fucked him passionately and had a mind blowing orgasm (with permission of course). There were other people on the bed and hands caressed my body from various angles. Another Dom asked him if he could kiss me and MasterDoc said yes so I made out with this guy while sitting on MasterDoc’s cock.

After a break and caressing another sub’s body for a while I was asked to go back to cocksucking. I also at one point was told to lend a hand to a guy stroking his cock near me. He played with my breasts while I did that and I just closed my eyes, enjoying the feeling. MasterDoc had me get on all fours so this guy could fuck me and he fucked me really hard from behind. I was allowed to come again and came really hard, over and over again while this guy fucked me. It might be amusing some day to have someone record the racket I make during orgasm.

A paddle appeared and MasterDoc took to the hostesses ass with it. Her fiance came in and said that no, she’s not a pain slut, just a slut and MasterDoc had me turn around on all fours so he could paddle me instead. I think I more accurately fit the term pain slut. I was unhappy that it ended so quickly after it started. I wanted more. I could really do with a good beating.

After another short while, MasterDoc had me get out my acrylic wand and he fucked me with it (and let another guy have a go although he didn’t quite do it right). I came some more, brain totally turned to mush, and I felt so free being so slutty. I had such a wonderful time and I can’t picture my life without adventurous sex and sex parties and bdsm. I feel freed when I’m in slut mode and I just give in to my desires without any apologies.

MasterDoc was tired so he napped a little bit. I cuddled up to him but also kept an eye out for what else was going on in the room. Patty gave a guy a blow job, and when I looked over to the black lesbian Domme (who I wanted to have beat me) she had her hand down her pants playing with herself while watching. There was a funny moment when she caught me looking and we both laughed. MasterDoc sleepily asked what was funny but I just let him go back to sleep. It was such a naughty evening. I could have kept going all night if not for having work the next day. I could write a longer blog entry about the evening, but I know how long entries can get boring for the reader, so I will leave my account at this.

Two days later my pussy is still a little sore from the hard fucking.

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Horniness

I don’t know what’s with me this week, I’m so horny. I think it might be the bdsm porn I keep watching. I masturbated to a few hard orgasms this morning and I can’t wait until tonight – I’m going to a party with MasterDoc. I should be on my best behavior because then I’m more likely to get lots of cock and pussy. Rowr. This morning I used my bullet vibe but also my Lelo Liv to get myself off. The Liv hits my g-spot and the bullet vibrates my clit. I got really, really wet. I’m glad I put a towel down on the couch. Watching bdsm porn turns me on so much that I can’t help but play with myself. I feel ravenously horny and ready to take on as many people as possible tonight. I’m also really in the mood to submit. I want to wear my collar and serve MasterDoc. I want to be patient and never whiny. God, submission turns me on so much. I really need a beating. I really need tons orgasms. I’m so hungry for sex.

I’ve really enjoyed the two Training of Delilah Strong videos that are posted on Tnaflix. First off, she’s hot, secondly it’s wonderful to watch her face as she goes from pain to smiling while she’s beaten. I love seeing her struggle and imagining myself in her position (not that I can hold the positions she does, girl is younger and in much better shape than I am). I want to be used like a whore tonight. I want to be fucked over and over again.

Did I mention I’m horny?

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Submission and Orgasms

On Wednesday, I twittered about some porn I was watching and masturbating to. MasterDoc took notice of this and had me re-create my masturbation session for him. He wanted me to come at the same points I came the night before. He had me put clothes on and everything to re-create how I was when I masturbated (hands down pants with the bullet vibe, on the living room sofa). We watched the long training of Delilah Strong video, and I realized that I had watched quite a bit of it before I got myself off.

Masturbating for him got me more worked up than masturbating by myself did. I wanted to come much earlier than I had the night before and had to fight off the urge to come. I was supposed to come only when I had come the night before, or the best approximation I could make of it. While we watched the video I realized that the things that got me off weren’t things that were directly sexual. If you go watch the video, you’ll see that it’s largely submissive training with the subject being made to hold difficult physical positions for lengths of time. Only when she’s done satisfactorily do they give her a magic wand and 30 seconds to get herself off. I came as she masturbated the first time, and MasterDoc made me stop after 30 seconds like she did. We watched some more, MasterDoc telling me to keep myself at the height of arousal, ready to come at any time. When she was given the magic wand again I was told to come again and I was so turned on that I came really hard – the type of orgasm where you totally lose consciousness about your surroundings. Again, he had me stop after 30 seconds. I could have kept going for 30 minutes.

He was stroking his cock the whole time I worked myself up with the vibe. I’m sure he could tell how aroused I was by my breathing growing ragged and little gasps that I’d let out. He decided to fuck me and had me get up on hands and knees. I was so wet and hot that he slid in easily. I wanted to come almost right away and I moaned loudly. He pounded me and I felt it deep within my abdomen. I started begging to come and he responded by spanking my ass. This just made me want to come more and I had to work hard to hold off coming. I moaned more and more, yearning for release. When he finally let me come my vaginal muscles contracted and as they pushed his cock out I fell forward, coming convulsively even without vaginal stimulation. He spanked my ass, stroked my body, clasped my thighs and I just kept coming. I lost all awareness of my surroundings, my entire focus was on my body, the orgasms I was having and him touching me. I squirted a huge puddle in the middle of the bed.

After I recovered, and he embarassed me by making me show our friend Liz the huge wet spot on the bed, we went back to watching the video (it’s over an hour long). I was horny again but somehow wasn’t sure if it was okay if I played with myself. MasterDoc pointed out that I could (doh!) and I started stroking my wet pussy. I’m so used to playing with a vibe that it can be difficult to bring myself over the edge with just my fingers. I worked at it though, but after a while grabbed the bullet vibe again. He let me come again, and this time he kept telling me to come. I milked my body for all the orgasms I could – continuing on even after I thought I would run out of steam. I had long dreamed of being forced to orgasm and this was the first time (I think) that he had me go and go and go. He asked me if I’m a dirty whore and in the heat of passion I had no trouble saying, “Yes, Sir, I’m a dirty whore.” Eventually, he told me that I had enough.

He fucked me again, from behind, and again I moaned like a bitch in heat. I was so turned on – I don’t know how I could hold onto that level of arousal for that long but I did. When he told me to come again it was like last time, only even more intense. I fell forward, screaming and coming. It amazes me how I will keep orgasming even after stimulation has stopped. My brain was totally in another world. When he stopped, I lay on the bed, face down, spent. I quickly said, “Thank you, Sir.” because the porn was on my mind where she got scolded for taking too long to express gratitude. I lay there for a while after this as I was still out of it – and feeling very, very satisfied.

The next morning, I was in the best mood ever. And I enjoyed one of those rare times when I feel sexually satisfied and no longer horny (although always ready for more!) Tomorrow night we’re going out to a bdsm party and I look forward to being in submissive mode and playing around/with others. There’s a lady who’s going to be there who is keen to play with me (rowr!)

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Collar

A couple of weeks ago MasterDoc asked me if I thought we were getting too casual. I don’t wear my collar so often these days and he felt that maybe this wasn’t a good thing. At the time I shrugged it off, having a relationship that’s not too serious is one of the things that I like about our relationship – we joke often and have a good time with each other.


However, this past weekend I started to feel like I missed my collar – I barely wore it this weekend. Now while I’m always his submissive and I always do things to serve him like draw his bath or get him something to drink from the kitchen, when the collar is on I’m supposed to be a bit more serious and focused on submitting and service. One thing I stumble over regularly is remembering to call him “Sir” when I have the collar on. So while I anticipate struggling with the “Sir” bit, I do find that I miss my collar and wish I had it on a bit more. (Of course, my luck will be he’ll decide I should wear it when I’m totally not in a submissive mood and then he’ll point out, “But you said you wanted to wear it more on your blog!”) There’s something I like about how I am when I’m in the collar – I’m very focused on him and on being a good girl. I become quiet and, well, submissive.

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Review: Remote Control Fantasy Panty

I have dreams of someday owning a remote controlled sex toy that rocks my world. Ideally, this toy would be a clitoral vibe and somehow be held in place even when I move. I asked Sextoy.com for the remote control fantasy panty hoping this might be the toy of my dreams. It’s from their vibrator section. Unfortunately, it’s not what I was hoping for.

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The bumpy, jelly, insertable part of the panty.

The vibrating part of the panty is a thick, stubby insertable, not clitoral vibe, not unlike another remote controlled toy I reviewed earlier. It seems to be made of a jelly material, which would likely contain phthalates, plastic softeners which have been shown to cause cancer and other health concerns. This is strike out number one. (One option if you want to try this is to put a condom over the jelly part.) A hard, egg shaped vibe goes into the insertable jelly part – and the next problem was that no matter how much I pushed and prodded the vibe doesn’t go completely into the jelly sleeve. This left about a half inch of hard plastic vibe hanging out – and this will be hanging between your legs as you attempt to sit or walk. You can imagine the problem – sitting is pretty much impossible and walking is uncomfortable at best. I was going to wear this out to a restaurant with MasterDoc but it was so dreadfully uncomfortable the idea was scrapped before I got out the door. The vibe had only one setting – on/off. The remote control works just fine but like I said, the idea of wearing this thing for any period of time was just unbearable.

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The vibrator sticking out at the bottom of the panty.

While it’s delightful that this comes in queen size for us plus size women, this toy really was just a dud. Instead of being stimulating, the insertable vibe was hard and unyielding. And my quest for a good remote-controlled toy goes on….

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