Diary of a Kinky Librarian

This morning I woke up early, and I had some time before work. I decided that since it was my birthday I should start the day with an orgasm. I decided to use the one time a week I have permission to masturbate right to orgasm. (Versus the one time a week when I can masturbate but I have to hold back on coming for a bit.) I knew I had some stuff to review so I got out the two things I could review solo - the Sliquid Anal Lube and the Fukuoku 9000. I also decided to try out the NaughtiNano I got as a giveaway at the Sex Blogger Calendar party. (I figure if I’m trying out a toy I should tell you all about it even if I’m not required to write a review - after all the perk of getting free sex toys should be offset by the benevolence of telling people where they should spend their money - I have a bunch of sex toys I never use that I wish I hadn’t bought. I could have used reviews but this was in the days before I was a sex blogger and everyone started reviewing everything.)

I plugged the naughtinano into my iPod nano and turned it on. Nothing happened. I went into the next room to get the instructions and it says to turn the volume up to at least 75% in order for the vibe to work. So I had to crank the volume all the way up to get the vibe really working, and of course by this time it’s too loud to put the earphones in my ears. Still, it was fun that it would vary the vibration according to the music, and I really want to try it with something spoken word, because as I was walking out of the party the other night a woman I don’t know stopped me and said, “Spoken word! That’s the best. Audiobooks!” And I will certainly use this sage advice at some point in the near future. (I’ve pretty much given up audiobooks since I finished grad school; I’m no longer under duress to finish so many books a week.) The vibe wasn’t strong enough to get me off on my own, so I slid it inside after lubing myself up and left it threre for the duration. (The vibe takes these really odd sized little batteries, kinda like half size AA. But it comes with two sets.) It was easy to clean up and I want to try it out with the end cap that makes it into a regular vibrator.

Sliquid’s Sassy Anal Lube is meant for butt sex, and I used it like that when MasterDoc fucked me anally at a club last week. I don’t think I used enough that night, because when I used it today it was just great - slippery and similar in texture to my own juices. The other night I felt like I needed just a little more lube. I will have to try it again sometime soon (for research purposes of course). The lube lasted throughout my masturbation session this morning and even for a couple of hours after - I felt all slick and slippery as I headed to work and I had to wipe some of it off when I used the bathroom. It never got sticky and I didn’t need to add more - definitely the criteria for great lube. Overall I am really happy with the Sassy Lube. Even when I tried it out by rubbing it between my fingers when I first got it I was impressed by how slippery it was and how long it lasted (without stickiness). I can definitely see the appeal of using it for anal lube. I like this lube.

The Fukuoku 9000 is a vibe you put on your finger. I have been dying to try one for ages. I found that I liked it best when I had it between the first and second knuckle (from the tip of the finger), that way I could bend my finger and manipulate the vibe on my clit. There’s three sleeves (sillicone!) with different textures and I liked the bumpy one best of all, even though the stimulation got a bit much on my clit when I was really aroused. You can put the vibe further up on your finger but it leaves your finger rigid, which may work for you but didn’t work for me. I stroked it against my clit and when the nubbly bits got to be too much I merely tilted it on its side a little. I find it’s not quite as strong as my bullet vibe or the Nea, so it took me a little longer to reach orgasm than one of those, but it’s not significantly weaker. If you don’t like strong vibes the Fukuoku could be perfect for you. (I like ‘em strong, but then some women hate things like the Hitachi magic wand and sybian. The Hitachi gets too much for me sometimes.) It comes with a carrying case and two sets of watch batteries (you use two batteries to run it). It’s conveniently small and I can’t wait to try it out when it’s on MasterDoc’s finger - the sensation of someone else touching you is inevitably different than touching yourself, and the Fukuoku may really excel there.

So overall I enjoyed the three things I tried out this morning and they led to a wonderful orgasm which put me in a good mood. (When I got to work I got an email that put me in a lousy mood, but c’est la vie.) I have underbed restraints to try out, but I need MasterDoc’s help with that. Review will come as soon as I am able to try them out.

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